Everything A to Z!
|Country||USA, China, India, Japan, France, Germany, Italy, Netherlands, Spain, UK, Canada, Mexico, Australia, Brazil|
|Language||English, French, German, Spanish, Italian, Chinese, Japanese, Brazilian Portuguese, Dutch, Polish and Turkish|
|Relations and opinions|
|Friends||Audibleball, video Game-loving son, adopting him as my son, I will avenge you against B&N, you will not be forgotten, |
|Enemies||Barnes & Nobleball (NO ONE KILLS THE KINDLE)|
Walmartball (I'm more valuable!)
Prime is BETTER!
João Doria (he kicked my butt)
Microsoftwindow (I'm richer than you!)
|Likes||Seattle, books, shopping, Kindles, Fire TV's, books, Prime|
|Dislikes||Going to a store, Walmart, hackers ;-;|
|Date founded||July 5, 1994|
|Is of importants|
|Food||Food that Wholefoodsball gives him|
|Thriving (and adopting somebody)|
|stop asking alexa to play despacito it's too much now|
Audibleball: My son who likes listening to books. Hates reading them, though. Use the link in the description to get your first audio-book for free!
Twitchball: My other son who just plays games all day. Makes good money, though.
Whole Foodsball: My adopted son who gibs me food.
Targetball: Store that tries to compete with me, but I'm worth more than him!
Ebayball: Popular shopping site...IN THE 90'S! HAHAHA AMAZON STRONKER THAN YOU!
Googleball: YOU ARE THE WORST! REMOVE GOOGLE ASSISTANT! REMOVE GOOGLE HOME! REMOVE CHROMECAST! REMOVE GOOGLE PLAY! AMAZON PRODUCTS ARE BETTER THAN YOUR GARBAGE!
Walmartball: Is teaming up with Google so everyone will use his services. Good thing no one cares about Walmart anymore! Hahahaha!
New York Cityball: I COULD HAVE BROUGHT 25,000 NEW JOBS AND YOU REJECT ME!!!
Banggoodball: LOGO STEALER!