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General information | |
Reality | Amazon.com |
Type | E-commerce |
Country | USA, China, India, Japan, France, Germany, Italy, Netherlands, Spain, UK, Canada, Mexico, Australia, Brazil |
Personality | Shopping fanatic |
Preferred gender | Male |
Language | English, French, German, Spanish, Italian, Chinese, Japanese, Brazilian Portuguese, Dutch, Polish and Turkish |
Official website | amazon.com |
Relations and opinions | |
Friends | Audibleball, video Game-loving son, adopting him as my son, I will avenge you against B&N, you will not be forgotten, |
Enemies | Barnes & Nobleball (NO ONE KILLS THE KINDLE)![]() ![]() ![]() João Doria (he kicked my butt) Microsoftwindow (I'm richer than you!) WORST NIGHTMARE! Alexa is better than yuor stink "assistant" Banggoodball (Logo stealer!) |
Likes | Seattle, books, shopping, Kindles, Fire TV's, books, Prime |
Dislikes | Going to a store, Walmart, hackers ;-; |
Historical information | |
Date founded | July 5, 1994 |
Date ended | |
Is of importants | |
Bork | A Z |
Food | Food that Wholefoodsball gives him |
Status | |
Thriving (and adopting somebody) | |
Notes | |
stop asking alexa to play despacito it's too much now |
Relationships
Audibleball: My son who likes listening to books. Hates reading them, though. Use the link in the description to get your first audio-book for free!
Twitchball: My other son who just plays games all day. Makes good money, though.
Whole Foodsball: My adopted son who gibs me food.
Barnes & Nobleball: KINDLE IS BEST EBOOK READER! No one cares about the Nook anymore! You may have won against Borders Groupball, but you haven't won against me.
Targetball: Store that tries to compete with me, but I'm worth more than him!
Netflixball and Huluball: AMAZON VIDEO IS BETTER THAN YOU TWO!
Ebayball: Popular shopping site...IN THE 90'S! HAHAHA AMAZON STRONKER THAN YOU!
Googleball: YOU ARE THE WORST! REMOVE GOOGLE ASSISTANT! REMOVE GOOGLE HOME! REMOVE CHROMECAST! REMOVE GOOGLE PLAY! AMAZON PRODUCTS ARE BETTER THAN YOUR GARBAGE!
Walmartball: Is teaming up with Google so everyone will use his services. Good thing no one cares about Walmart anymore! Hahahaha!
New York Cityball: I COULD HAVE BROUGHT 25,000 NEW JOBS AND YOU REJECT ME!!!
Banggoodball: LOGO STEALER!