Originally a Nazi propaganda term used to refer to the annexation of Austriaball into Nazi Germanyball, it is used by German companyballs and Nazi Germanytangle when taking clay of other companies. This is displayed when the former features characteristics of the latter. It has been temporarily banned from the Companyball Reddit ('Joke Life Preserve' process), though it still makes regular appearances on Facebook from time to time. The phrase is infrequently followed by zeit.
There are anschluss forms for other countries. For example, Rede Globoball uses "ãoxluss".
Börk is a meaningless word that originated from the Muppets Show Swedish Chef (1). It has no meaning at all because it was just supposed to sound Swedish-like.
When it was integrated into the meme, this word has been used to define an exclamation made by a company, each of the latter having its own version, listed here below.
Several comics have been made about Ikea infecting other companies with börk and turning them into zombies, thus triggering the Börkpocalypse.
SOME EXAMPLES OF THE BOOK OF BORK
Written by IKEAball
- BNTtangle - Bnt bnt
- Metropolitan Sofiaball - Metro metro
- Hasbrocube - Hasbro hasbro
- iHeartMediaball - Radio Radio
- Sofia Transportcube - Transport transport
- Ferrariblock - F40 F40
- Fordball - cars cars
- Faceblock - Like like
- Twitterball - Tweet tweet
- Twitchball - stream stream
- Disneyball - Mickey Mickey
Companies like their typical foods
Sometimes, in Companyball comics (often as an insult; i.e. remove _____) companies are referred to as typical foods from that country. This originated from calling Turkish companies (and later the whole Muslim companies in general) 'kebab', from the 'Remove Kebab' copypaste. Here is a list in alphabetical order:
- Vineblock - Burgers
- Windows MEball -
- NEThouse - Any food from Publix
- TV SSSRball -
NothingShashlik, borscht, potato (Stolen from LTVball)
Usually, companies exclamate in their own language but there are some exceptions like IPBCcube that shouts mainly "Oy vey". The mostly known swear is Kurwa that literally means b*tch or wh*ore in the Polish language.
- Metropolitan Sofiaball - Sue! (Wanker), or Nan! (Metrovagonmash hater!)
- Sofia Transportcube - 7!!! means "WTF?!"
- Ferrariblock - Buongiorno... (Good Morning)
- Fordball - My GT-40!
- Nokiaball - Perkele!
- Rediffusionbrick - Bloody Hell!
- CinéGroupebird - Flora Balzano! (name of an Algerian-born Canadian actress who appears in many Québécois dubs)
- Capitol Internationalball - Fanculo!
Kawaii is a term of Tritisubishi. It is a term for when it is interested in adorable things, and illustrates this by wearing appropriate garbs, such as cat ears or a furry tail. It is often joked about as contageous, and a manipulative phase in a new Toho Company Ltdball uprising.
Here are distinctive laughs of some Companyball characters.
- BNTtangle- Veveveveveveve or Xaxaxaxaxa (his LOL is Jej)
- BTVbrick - Jrjrjrjrjrjrjr (his Lol is Lel)
- Metropolitan Sofiaball - KRKRKRKRKRKR (her LOL is Zoz)
- Sofia Transportcube - ZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZI (his LOL is Rar)
- Ferrariblock - Hehehehehehe
- Fordball - Hahahahahaha Don't be ridiculous, Ferrari! I'll beat your ass!
- Globoball- HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE (from Brazil)
- Univisionball- Jajajajajaja
Relevance is a Polandball term used for saying (political, historical and economical) importance of a particular company. It can also refer to the size of that company.
- Canadian companyballs Say "Eh?" a lot, positive, neutral, and negatively
- Singaporean companyballs Ends a sentence of exclamation, question or anger in "lah/leh/sia/hor/meh/lor etc"
- Japanese companyballs Ends nearly every sentence in "desu"
- Brazillian and the Lusosphere companyballs When you want to say "Hello", it might become "Hue-llo", due to the Hue thing going on.
- PlayOJOball When he says "Hello" it becomes "Hellojo" because of his website.
This phrase means that a certain company can achieve to get something. Notable examples are
- TVP can into space. This is NOT a joke
- Halfords can into ball and brick
- Youtube and Ludo can into brick
This phrase means that a certain company can't achieve to get something. Notable examples are
- UBS, RTS and MTRK cannot into sea
- LTVand LR cannot into potato
- ERR cannot into Nordic
- McDonald's cannot into white
- ARD cannot into humor or into box
- RTK cannot into EBU
- RTVSLO cannot into Germanic
- EBU cannot into QR, PBC and 1FLTV
- Sears cannot into smile (until 2010)
- Hasbro cannot into frown
- BNTtangle cannot into app (untill Creato.bizhombus make an app for him)
- Windows Whistler cannot into release (*sniff*)
- Apple cannot into headphone jack
- JCPenney cannot into sad
- Sanrio cannot into open her eyes
- Kinder cannot into USA
- Häagen-Dazs cannot into Denmark
- Moose Toys cannot into anschluss
- Heung Yang cannot into China
It means land. For example, TVPbrick often complains to Channel One Russiaball for stealing his clay and horses.
This term originated in a YouTube video (broken) posted ranting against Kebab from Serbiaball's point of view. It is from the 'Remove Kebab' copypasta. The video gave Bosniaball one chance to give back Serbia's righteous clay.
|“stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. Serbia greatest country”|
"Clay" is probably the result of a literal bad (machine) translation of the word "land" (as in piece of land) from Serbian to English.
German imperative for give. Very common phrases are gib clay or gib sea. Gib sea is frequently used by landlockeds (ORFbrick, TV Bolivianaball, MTVAball, SNTball, RTV San Marinoball, SRG SSRbrick, RTSball, MTRKball, ...) Often used by Gypsyballs.
The typical laugh of Brazilian companyballs and also of the Lusosphere companyballs.
Remove HUE is equivalent to the more correct form Remove Feijoada.
It's the symbol of broken English. It's often put in random places or, more frequently, after the verb to be.
It means please.
Often satirized in Companyball is the fact that many companies owe many other companies money via the International Monetary Fund. Contrary to the popular stereotype of the ABCball owing many companies money; due to TVPbrick's natural eurocentrism, it often involves other countries of Europe owing money to one another. A more popular example is ERTworm owing ARDball money, and constantly (and successfully) begging for more.
Sometimes, make is put in front of verbs often like making or makes.
Stronk is an eastern European/Russian pronunciation of the word strong. Most commonly used in the context of mocking or showing reverence towards something brutish or powerful that is of eastern European/Russian origin. Meaning of Stronk and Definition of Stronk, this is also the broken English spelling of strong.
Broken English spelling of you.
Usually, it could mean companies that like homosexuals or transgender people, or companies that recognize them and don't discriminate against them, with a well-known example being SVTball and if a company cannot into gender or does not want into gender, they don't recognize homosexuals or transgenders as good, and often discriminates them by using religion, and popular examples of anti-homosex/homogay/gender companies would be Channel One Russiaball, TVPbrick, or VRball. Overall, it just means LGBT people or companies that like the LGBT community. In Companyball, homosex, homogay, and gender basically mean the same thing.
It usually means the disease, but in here, it means the companyball is "bankrupt" (ex. RadioShackball), but it can be combated, as some companyballs have gotten out of bankruptcy successfully (ex. American Airlinesball).
Rage text is a minor feature of the meme where a company, usually floating, insults with text on its behind. The text is always uppercase and usually red, mixed with "Remove" and various swear words.
Company Polandball Fusions
This feature is VERY RECENT. Basically, it is two companies uniting or fusioning to make a new company. Here are the current ones:
- NBCball + Universalball = NBCUniversalball
- Nickelodeonball + CBSball = Nick on CBSball
- Columbiaball + Tristarball = Columbia Tristarball
- Famous Playersball + Lasky Feature Play Companyball = Famous Players-Lasky Corporationball
- Foxball + CBSball = CBS/Fox Videoball
- MGMball + United Artistsball = MGM/UA Communicationsball
- Triacom + CBSball = ViacomCBSball
- Namcoball + Bandaicube = Bandai Namcoball
- Kraftball + Heinzbrick = Kraft Heinzbrick
- Dowdiamond + DuPontpotato = DowDuPontshapes
- Exxonbrick + Mobilball = ExxonMobilball
- Conocoball + Phillips 66ball = ConocoPhillipsball