Washington Postball
The Washington Postball
Democracy Dies in Darkness
General information
Reality The Washington Post
Type Daily newspaper
Country Washington, D.C., USA
Personality Mean
Preferred gender Male
Language English
Official website
Relations and opinions
Friends Amazonball
Enemies New York Timesball
Dislikes Donald Trump
Historical information
Date founded December 6, 1877; 139 years ago
Is of importants
Can into space? No
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The Washington Postball is an American daily newspaper. It is the most widely circulated newspaper published in Washington, D.C., and was founded on December 6, 1877, making it the area's oldest extant newspaper. In 2017, it adopted the slogan "Democracy Dies in Darkness".

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